Thursday, September 30, 2010

The Segway Finally Did Something Manly...... Murder...

That's right men.... possibly the least manly vehicle ever invented has its "man stock" on the rise. Not only is it responsible for death and mayhem, but the victim... the co-owner of Segway!


Think It Isn't Manly To Be Sympathetic?

THINK AGAIN!

Man Up and send a little sympathy or encouragement to those who need it. Only don't be a pussy about it, say what's really on your mind, and say it proudly.

My condolences on losing your balls.

Now go create your own bad-ass ecard and tweet our way @ManUpBroTheBlog
Link: http://www.someecards.com/

Marriage on the rocks? Here's a Lawyer for you.

The right divorce lawyer is hard to find. But when you "hate that 'vermin' you call a spouse like poison" and want to escape "the hellhole you call a marriage," divorce attorney Steven Miller is ready for your case.

You Think You Party Hard?

    Ever have one of those unbelievably awesome nights, the ones where you wake up and your first thoughts are..... "What the fuck just happened?!.....Who the hell is this next to me?!... Where am I?!..." Yea you know those nights. The ones with vague memories or committing grand theft auto and commandeering zoo animals, only to wake up and look at your phone to realize it wasn't just an awesome dream.... but you really did have the night of your life. Remember that text that you sent last night? Because these people do.

    So next time you realize work or class is getting in the way of you being all you can be, check out this website and bring yourself back to the simpler times. I'm sure it beats the hell out of whatever else you planned on doing anyways.

Link: www.textsfromlastnight.com

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

The World`s Most Awesome Guy




















"Look at my bird, now look at my car, now back to the bird... Now ask yourself, how can I be as awesome as this? I suggest motor-crossing through the baja desert until you find a sheer rock cliff to climb with a blood-thirsty puma awaiting at the top whose only purpose in life is fighting you to the death. Then maybe we could talk. My puma is sitting in the passenger seat as we speak.

By the way, if you call it a purse, I'll have my bird of prey pluck your eyeballs out... it's a satchel."

Link: i-am-bored.com

Monday, September 27, 2010

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