Sometimes it's tough being a man. We have an ingrained responsibility to drink beer and watch football, mow the lawn, BBQ and play poker. But occasionally we find ourselves in situations outside of our comfort zone. Take this classic SNL skit, for example. Chris Farley's character is out to a nice place, on what looks like a date, with his significant other/rival. They're having a "nice" cup of coffee and BAM! Some other guy rubs it in his face. Maybe not directly, but listen: it's bad enough he probably had to get dragged from the couch to go out to this fancy-shmansy restaurant. Now someone is going to tell him he's not drinking regular coffee, but Columbian decaf? Pump the brakes. Watch and learn.