Sunday, January 9, 2011

Lesson in Manliness: How to be taken seriously

Sometimes it's tough being a man.  We have an ingrained responsibility to drink beer and watch football, mow the lawn, BBQ and play poker.  But occasionally we find ourselves in situations outside of our comfort zone.  Take this classic SNL skit, for example.  Chris Farley's character is out to a nice place, on what looks like a date, with his significant other/rival.  They're having a "nice" cup of coffee and BAM!  Some other guy rubs it in his face.  Maybe not directly, but listen: it's bad enough he probably had to get dragged from the couch to go out to this fancy-shmansy restaurant.  Now someone is going to tell him he's not drinking regular coffee, but Columbian decaf?  Pump the brakes.  Watch and learn. 


Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Man Down!

I always knew this day would come.  Hunters beware- the deer are organizing, led by this rebel buck.  Either that or this guy is just a horrible hunter.  Probably the latter…

Be sure to wait for the part where he sprays elk urine in his mouth… then gags.  No wait, there's more.  How about that ridiculous "elk call?"  I don’t know what you’re trying to prove buddy… you’re just embarrassing yourself on national television.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Monday, December 27, 2010

Christmas Tree Rocketry

As the holiday season starts to come to a close, it's about time you find a responsible way to dispose of your Christmas tree this year. And lucky for you, I have the perfect solution... blow that shit up! This wonderful video will demonstrate how to turn your boring tree into a sweet rocket propelled, flaming projectile. Just another reason to love the holidays!

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Did You Get Your Hand Job For Christmas?

Well now that Christmas has come and went, I hope everyone got what they really needed this year. And if you didn't, just return that ugly sweater and trade it up for a hand job instead!!

Friday, December 24, 2010

COD: Live Action Warfare

Do you love Call of Duty? Then you're absolutely going to love their next installment. Forget about those lame controllers, and put yourself in the line of fire! Alright, so this obviously isn't real, but wouldn't it be awesome to be able to knife your buddies with no real consequences?

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Parents Take Notice

Everyone should know the basic do's and don'ts of holiday gift giving. Unfortunately, all too often parents drop the ball. C'mon now, with all the cool ass technology and awesome toys that even at my age I'm tempted to play with, why on earth would you punish your children with horrible gifts. So take notice parents, ugly sweaters and educational material is strictly unacceptable. And don't take my word for it, just watch the disappointment on this poor kids face.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Sexist Or Science?

It's pretty hard to argue with the concrete evidence supplied by this educational video. But despite the facts, I'm going to open the floor up to you guys... How awesome is this video?!

Saturday, December 18, 2010

The Most Awesome 450 Page Presentation Ever

Having trouble holding the office's attention during presentations? Maybe you should Man Up and make your next powerpoint badass! That's what these guys did, and the title doesn't lie. This is the most awesome 450 page presentation ever.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

The Brothers Mario

Do feel like your too old for the classics? Well WTF is wrong with you? Mario will always be awesome in my book. But for those of you who don't agree, maybe you should check out this new Mario, made for the modern age man. These guys are great examples for your kids.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Now that's a BOOMSTICK!

This ain't your grandaddy's shotgun... nine rounds of hi-brass badass you'll never see because you're blinded by a flashlight 100,000x brighter than the sun. But that won't matter 'cause the 37mm round will leave a hole that a football can pass through without touching meat. Oh yeah, did I mention you can buy this at the local gun shop when you turn 18. Definitely the weapon of choice for the zombie apocalypse.


Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Know Your Hobo Signs

Making travel plans this holiday season? Well before you start your road trip you better study up on your symbolism. It's never a bad a idea to know where you can get a free meal, or phone call, or find an easy mark. Check out all 50 need to know hobo signs below.

1. Good road to follow
2. Religious talk will get you a free meal
3. These people are rich (Silk hat and pile of gold)
4. Camp here
5. You may sleep in the hayloft here
6. Warning: Barking Dog
7. House is well-guarded
8. This is not a safe place
9. Good food available here, but you have to work for it
10. If you are sick, they'll care for you here

Sunday, December 12, 2010

If Facebook Were Invented Sooner

Ever wonder what the world would've been like if everyone and everything was always connected? Well here's your answer, men.

If Historical Events had Facebook Statuses

Source: Cool Material

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Things Your Dad Should've Taught You

In an attempt to catch up on several weeks of this category, I thought I'd try to please everyone with several life lessons. Just click "Read More" below to see how to deal with every possible life problem you could ever encounter. You're welcome.

Friday, December 10, 2010

Instant Virgin Detector

The hover hand, an instant indicator that a male has yet to enter into manhood. At first, my reaction when seeing this was "WTF?!" but it's clear that these poor souls are in a sad state of affairs. There should be some sort of foundation or 12-step man program to help them overcome this sorry condition... preferably involving strippers, booze, and a street fight or two. Fellas, it's a long shot, but we just might be able to make you into men after all.