Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Things Your Dad Should've Taught You

How to properly raise children...

Warning: The opinions expressed below may not be the opinions every member of the Man Up team. This post is not for the faint of heart, so Man Up, Bro!

We've all seen it, the parents who let their kids do anything they want because they are against using a firm hand to teach those little bastards a lesson. Personally, I can't stand children. They're like tiny hammered people. They're loud, they smell, they incoherently babble, and for some reason they are always fucking sticky! "Seriously kid... what are you doing, rubbing maple syrup on your face whenever I turn around?"

It just seems too often these days people are irresponsibly popping out children like they're some sort of fashion accessory. If that's the case, society doesn't want your child. We already have enough morons in the making. So before you ruin your life and the lives of everyone around you by procreating and being an awful parent, listen to this awesome advice.

Click HERE to check out the video that shows getting a dog will make you a better parent.

1 comment:

  1. Thank you for the video. This couple is really a role model for us now

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