Sunday, January 9, 2011

Lesson in Manliness: How to be taken seriously

Sometimes it's tough being a man.  We have an ingrained responsibility to drink beer and watch football, mow the lawn, BBQ and play poker.  But occasionally we find ourselves in situations outside of our comfort zone.  Take this classic SNL skit, for example.  Chris Farley's character is out to a nice place, on what looks like a date, with his significant other/rival.  They're having a "nice" cup of coffee and BAM!  Some other guy rubs it in his face.  Maybe not directly, but listen: it's bad enough he probably had to get dragged from the couch to go out to this fancy-shmansy restaurant.  Now someone is going to tell him he's not drinking regular coffee, but Columbian decaf?  Pump the brakes.  Watch and learn. 

 

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Man Down!

I always knew this day would come.  Hunters beware- the deer are organizing, led by this rebel buck.  Either that or this guy is just a horrible hunter.  Probably the latter…

Be sure to wait for the part where he sprays elk urine in his mouth… then gags.  No wait, there's more.  How about that ridiculous "elk call?"  I don’t know what you’re trying to prove buddy… you’re just embarrassing yourself on national television.