A Man's BA Roadtrip

Over the past few days, I was fortunate enough to experience a real mans vacation – a Roadtrip from Boston to Miami in the ultimate-badass 2009 C6 convertible Corvette. Aiming to break record time down the eastern seaboard, this adventure was nothing less than an absolute thrill. Luckily for you, I documented the entire trip, or at least the important parts.

11/23 8:05PM: Left Boston headed south towards NYC
9:35PM: Smoked a Nissan 350z through Hartford and when he took an early exit, I flipped him off.
10:15PM: Hit 115 mph.
2:10AM: Stopped in Philly for an extra large REAL Cheese Steak.
3:10AM: Hit 132 mph.
4:20AM: Breakfast at a Waffle House in Virginia. For a lack of a reference you would understand, a five-star quality breakfast.
Noon: Stopped in Myrtle Beach for a quick beach nap with the best sand pillow ever. Woke up with a big ass bag of fire works…
1:00PM: Taped three bottle rockets together, intertwined the wicks, and shot those bitches off over the ocean right after lunch on the beach.
1:20PM: Ran from the Myrtle Beach police.
4:00PM: Arrived in Charleston, got into a southern food eating competition and took down my little big brother for a free dinner.
7:00PM: Began bar hopping in Charleston, unfortunately the women have not been introduced to breast implants, so we left early.
12:00AM: Raced an M3, tricky fucker on his home turf lost us through traffic… so I flipped him off.
4:10AM: Arrived in Miami, home of partying, drugs, the best plastic surgeons.