Over the past few days, I was fortunate enough to experience a real mans vacation – a Roadtrip from Boston to Miami in the ultimate-badass 2009 C6 convertible Corvette. Aiming to break record time down the eastern seaboard, this adventure was nothing less than an absolute thrill. Luckily for you, I documented the entire trip, or at least the important parts.
11/23 8:05PM: Left Boston headed south towards NYC
9:35PM: Smoked a Nissan 350z through Hartford and when he took an early exit, I flipped him off.
10:15PM: Hit 115 mph.
2:10AM: Stopped in Philly for an extra large REAL Cheese Steak.
3:10AM: Hit 132 mph.
4:20AM: Breakfast at a Waffle House in Virginia. For a lack of a reference you would understand, a five-star quality breakfast.
Noon: Stopped in Myrtle Beach for a quick beach nap with the best sand pillow ever. Woke up with a big ass bag of fire works…
1:00PM: Taped three bottle rockets together, intertwined the wicks, and shot those bitches off over the ocean right after lunch on the beach.
1:20PM: Ran from the Myrtle Beach police.
4:00PM: Arrived in Charleston, got into a southern food eating competition and took down my little big brother for a free dinner.
7:00PM: Began bar hopping in Charleston, unfortunately the women have not been introduced to breast implants, so we left early.
12:00AM: Raced an M3, tricky fucker on his home turf lost us through traffic… so I flipped him off.
4:10AM: Arrived in Miami, home of partying, drugs, the best plastic surgeons.
Woah....UNFORTUNATELY there were no breast implants? Not cool kid. Not cool. God's blessings are perfect in whatever shape, size or form they come in. Learn to worship God at the alter of the Breast...even if she looks like she has two bee stings:)
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