I think we can all agree that the old spice man is awesome. I also think we can all agree that we'd rather watch this chick climb out of our shower instead. I'm not entirely sure what "Page 3" is, but at the same time I don't care. Just check out those sweet coconuts!
Showing posts with label boobs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label boobs. Show all posts
Monday, November 15, 2010
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Topless Trims... A little more off the top, please!
Welcome to Hot Cuts, the topless barbershop in Australia where you can get more than just a hair cut.
Hot Cuts owner, Wojtek Wasilewski, is a visionary. He took two great things that are manly and put them together like PB&J. The strip club and the barbershop. Even though it took him 18 months to find employees who were willing to cut hair topless, his brilliance has paid off.
“I wanted to make the salon like a gentlemen's club. Business is booming. The phone has been ringing off the hook. I'm not surprised. They are stunning girls,” Wasilewski said.
Yeah, I'd be pitching a tent in that barber's chair for sure. Unfortunately, my current barber is an older woman who may or may not have been a Sid Vicious or Iggy Pop groupie back in the 70's-80's and enjoys the occasional conversations of neighborhood gossip, government conspiracies, Native American spiritual practices and the existence of extraterrestrials. Doesn't seem the drugs have worn off yet after all these years, or the purple dye in her hair. On second thought, that's not really unfortunate at all. It's actually kind of awesome. But being in a trance by a nice pair of bouncing betties while getting a haircut is pretty awesome too. If only I had the best of both worlds. No, no... don't go there. You just did, didn't you. Aghhh! Mental picture. I'm ruined.
Well, while I seek therapy, enjoy the thought of Hot Cuts and be sure to visit if you're ever in the Land Down Under area. Also lets hope there are more innovators out there like Wasilewski. We could apply his vision to so many other things in life such as topless golf caddies, topless coffee shops, topless banks, topless airlines, topless bars... wait, we already have those. Oh, You get the point. The possibilities are endless.
Hot Cuts owner, Wojtek Wasilewski, is a visionary. He took two great things that are manly and put them together like PB&J. The strip club and the barbershop. Even though it took him 18 months to find employees who were willing to cut hair topless, his brilliance has paid off.
“I wanted to make the salon like a gentlemen's club. Business is booming. The phone has been ringing off the hook. I'm not surprised. They are stunning girls,” Wasilewski said.
Yeah, I'd be pitching a tent in that barber's chair for sure. Unfortunately, my current barber is an older woman who may or may not have been a Sid Vicious or Iggy Pop groupie back in the 70's-80's and enjoys the occasional conversations of neighborhood gossip, government conspiracies, Native American spiritual practices and the existence of extraterrestrials. Doesn't seem the drugs have worn off yet after all these years, or the purple dye in her hair. On second thought, that's not really unfortunate at all. It's actually kind of awesome. But being in a trance by a nice pair of bouncing betties while getting a haircut is pretty awesome too. If only I had the best of both worlds. No, no... don't go there. You just did, didn't you. Aghhh! Mental picture. I'm ruined.
Well, while I seek therapy, enjoy the thought of Hot Cuts and be sure to visit if you're ever in the Land Down Under area. Also lets hope there are more innovators out there like Wasilewski. We could apply his vision to so many other things in life such as topless golf caddies, topless coffee shops, topless banks, topless airlines, topless bars... wait, we already have those. Oh, You get the point. The possibilities are endless.
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Nude Nuns with Big Guns
Here's a movie I think we could all get on board with that echoes the badassitry of Machete. Nude Nuns with Big Guns! Bullets, boobs, blood and explosions. It's got all the necessary ingredients for awesomeness. And if it's from the guys who brought you "Run, Bitch, Run!" How could you go wrong? But it's a shame this is a faux movie trailer. At least we have "Hobo with a Shotgun" with Rutger Muthafuckin' Hauer to look forward to. That will be epic.
Other awesome links: "Hobo With a Shotgun" Unrated Teaser Trailer
Original "Hobo With a Shotgun" Trailer - SXSW Grindhouse Trailer contest winner.
Other awesome links: "Hobo With a Shotgun" Unrated Teaser Trailer
Original "Hobo With a Shotgun" Trailer - SXSW Grindhouse Trailer contest winner.
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