This ain't like the childhood hobby you remember

I'm sure a lot of us as kids went through a phase of building model muscle cars, World War II airplanes, and/or remote control monster trucks. My younger brother and I were into the RC monster trucks at 11 and 12 years old. Together, we built a beast of a machine from the ground up and costume painted the body with mothafuckin' skulls all over it. It was glorious. Every day after school we'd hurry home to take our truck out to a nearby subdivision construction site where we built trails and jumps in the dirt. And each day the jumps got bigger and bigger, until we pushed the limit when we jumped it off a cliff and the thing exploded in a beautiful blaze of glory. A moment that any adolescent boy could be proud of. But now we are grown men. We still went on to build things and make things explode on a much larger scale, but the days of playing with remote control vehicles are long gone... until now. After seeing this video, my inner-child is crying out, "I want that!" The video is a little long (about 6 minutes), but watch in awe as this RC turbine-powered jet screams across the sky at 366 miles-per-hour and think, "what skills you must have to perform such a feat." Amazing. Definitely no kid's hobby. I think building models just got badass again. Now all we need to do is get two of these birds in the sky with mounted pellet machine guns and get a dog fight going. That would be epic.

Now that's one sexy Fembot

Yes! This IS the droid you are looking for. Now, personally I would be the first on the front lines leading the robot resistance. It's only a matter of time before some dumbass creates some dumbass machine that becomes self aware and wants to enslave us all. (Yeah, I'm talking to you Japan. knock it the fuck off!) But if there ever were a secret weapon that could break my will to fight those murderous tin-cans, this would be it. Thank God this is a hot chick wearing R2-D2 swimwear and not a real fembot because the end of man could have been very well possible. Now if you excuse me, I have to run to Tosche Station to pick up a dozen power converters and massage motor oil for my err, uhh, lady-bot-friend.





















via: Black Milk Clothing

David Bowie -The Most Epic Man Alive

It's been common knowledge for quite some time now, oh, I don't know, the last three or four decades, that David Bowie is one bizarre and creepy dude. The man has always known how to stay ahead of the times. A pioneer in the music of punk, rock and the weird. He produced countless of hits that we all still enjoy today, and has defined what it is to be Epic. I mean really, what was up with that freaky eyeball, man? So, when it comes to David Bowie, it's no surprise that the words legendary and awesomeness come to mind. After all, he is "thee" Goblin King. And as of today, the man still doesn't disappoint. He has proven once again to be "The Most Epic Man Alive".


What's that, you say? Oh, just David Bowie and some MOTHERFUCKING WOLVES.



via: rillawafers

Nude Nuns with Big Guns

Here's a movie I think we could all get on board with that echoes the badassitry of Machete. Nude Nuns with Big Guns! Bullets, boobs, blood and explosions. It's got all the necessary ingredients for awesomeness. And if it's from the guys who brought you "Run, Bitch, Run!" How could you go wrong? But it's a shame this is a faux movie trailer. At least we have "Hobo with a Shotgun" with Rutger Muthafuckin' Hauer to look forward to. That will be epic.



Other awesome links: "Hobo With a Shotgun" Unrated Teaser Trailer
Original "Hobo With a Shotgun" Trailer - SXSW Grindhouse Trailer contest winner.