The Most Awesome 450 Page Presentation Ever

Having trouble holding the office's attention during presentations? Maybe you should Man Up and make your next powerpoint badass! That's what these guys did, and the title doesn't lie. This is the most awesome 450 page presentation ever.

The Brothers Mario

Do feel like your too old for the classics? Well WTF is wrong with you? Mario will always be awesome in my book. But for those of you who don't agree, maybe you should check out this new Mario, made for the modern age man. These guys are great examples for your kids.

Now that's a BOOMSTICK!

This ain't your grandaddy's shotgun... nine rounds of hi-brass badass you'll never see because you're blinded by a flashlight 100,000x brighter than the sun. But that won't matter 'cause the 37mm round will leave a hole that a football can pass through without touching meat. Oh yeah, did I mention you can buy this at the local gun shop when you turn 18. Definitely the weapon of choice for the zombie apocalypse.

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Know Your Hobo Signs

Making travel plans this holiday season? Well before you start your road trip you better study up on your symbolism. It's never a bad a idea to know where you can get a free meal, or phone call, or find an easy mark. Check out all 50 need to know hobo signs below.

	1. Good road to follow
	2. Religious talk will get you a free meal
	3. These people are rich (Silk hat and pile of gold)
	4. Camp here
	5. You may sleep in the hayloft here
	6. Warning: Barking Dog
	7. House is well-guarded
	8. This is not a safe place
	9. Good food available here, but you have to work for it
	10. If you are sick, they'll care for you here

If Facebook Were Invented Sooner

Ever wonder what the world would've been like if everyone and everything was always connected? Well here's your answer, men.




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Things Your Dad Should've Taught You

In an attempt to catch up on several weeks of this category, I thought I'd try to please everyone with several life lessons. Just click "Read More" below to see how to deal with every possible life problem you could ever encounter. You're welcome.

Instant Virgin Detector

The hover hand, an instant indicator that a male has yet to enter into manhood. At first, my reaction when seeing this was "WTF?!" but it's clear that these poor souls are in a sad state of affairs. There should be some sort of foundation or 12-step man program to help them overcome this sorry condition... preferably involving strippers, booze, and a street fight or two. Fellas, it's a long shot, but we just might be able to make you into men after all.

Get Rich Quick

We all want to, but no one quite knows how to do it. However, I think this Craig Rowin dude might be onto something. Check out his original plea and his updated version below. And let us know what you think, is this guy a genius? Or just a lazy panhandler?

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Vote for Sexiest Police Woman on the Planet

These "Ladies in Blue" not only serve and protect, but they look good while doing it. And to be honest, I wouldn't mind getting handcuffed and locked up by these law enforcement beauties... Sweetheart, You had me at, "You have the right to remain silent."

So here we have some of world's hottest police women, and now it's time to put it to a vote of which one is the sexiest on the planet. Make your voice heard, you know you want to.

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Watch Your Balls...

Whoever is in charge of the label maker here needs to choose their words more carefully. No amount of potential Beer Pong is worth that risk.

Scientists Are Bad-Ass

Yea I said it. Apparently all those brains can be put to good use after all. Don't believe me? The proof is in the video. Enjoy.

Customer Service At Its Finest

I'm still not sure who's more awesome, this Mr. Haberny guy or the angry people at Cash4Gold. While his demands may have been a bit outrageous, I'm sure a simple 'NO' would've sufficed.

Henry Rollins Investigates Anger, Violence, and the ‘Warrior Gene’

Henry Rollins is one mean, tough son of a bitch. On stage, he's been burned, stabbed, hit, kicked, and god only knows. There's no doubt in my mind that this man wakes up and pisses intensity every morning. If you know anything about the Black Flag frontman, then you know he is rage incarnate. Now in attempt to discover the stuff that he's made of, Henry Rollins and National Geographic delve into the dark side of man to try and understand the secrets of anger, violence and the "Warrior Gene." Definitely a program, "Man Up, Bro!" approved. Now ask yourself, do you have the killer instinct?

Men Down!

Well, it's been brought to my attention that we've been neglecting our Man Down posts. In an attempt to make amends, I give you a compilation of epic fails from all of November. Enjoy the pain Men!

Extreme Shaving

The world of ultimate sports has been taken to a new level...

See how millions of men (only one actually) are attempting to boost their manly hood by shaving with an industrial sander.