The Bermuda Triangle

Its been recorded that men over time have been lost in this natures unknown.

Sexist Or Science?

It's pretty hard to argue with the concrete evidence supplied by this educational video. But despite the facts, I'm going to open the floor up to you guys... How awesome is this video?!

Instant Virgin Detector

The hover hand, an instant indicator that a male has yet to enter into manhood. At first, my reaction when seeing this was "WTF?!" but it's clear that these poor souls are in a sad state of affairs. There should be some sort of foundation or 12-step man program to help them overcome this sorry condition... preferably involving strippers, booze, and a street fight or two. Fellas, it's a long shot, but we just might be able to make you into men after all.

Sexist or Funny?

You be the judge of this one. Personally, I just think it's hilarious. But leave your own thoughts below.

Source: DailyShite

Now This Is Fantasy Football

With a lockout looming in the NFL, it' time to start searching for a new high contact sport to keep your minds satisfied next season. But be warned, you may not want to watch regular football again. Seriously, would you rather watch a horde of 300 pound sweaty men with wedgies stumbling around, or these sexy women clad only in lingerie and minimum padding? I think the choice is obvious.

Shark Week

Ever wonder why it's damn near impossible to win an argument with a woman? Your chances of winning are about the same odds you have as convincing a shark not to rip your face off. Well gents, the mystery is solved. Apparently women and sharks have a lot more in common than we all thought. So if the myth of punching a shark in the face so it won't attack you is true, then the next time your catching heat for watching the game instead of doing whatever it is she had planned, a clean hit to the snatch could finally help you come out on top.



Warning: The Man Up Team does not guarantee results in either punching sharks or vaginas. We also don't encourage you to hit women.

Things Your Dad Should've Taught You

Learning Guitar To Get Laid...

Tired of those hippie, free loving assholes with the acoustic guitars and all the musical knowledge in the world stealing the attention of every hot chick at every awesome party you've every been to? It's bad enough they ruin a perfectly sweet party with their presence alone, but now they've found a way to lure all those women towards them and ruin every other dudes chances of getting laid at the party. Well perhaps it's time to fight fire with fire, except we don't need any musical talent to pull this off anymore. It turns out with just three simple chords you can have all women you want. And the best part is, with these awesome instructions, you don't even have to know what your playing. Just let the chicks do all the work.

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