Shark Week

Ever wonder why it's damn near impossible to win an argument with a woman? Your chances of winning are about the same odds you have as convincing a shark not to rip your face off. Well gents, the mystery is solved. Apparently women and sharks have a lot more in common than we all thought. So if the myth of punching a shark in the face so it won't attack you is true, then the next time your catching heat for watching the game instead of doing whatever it is she had planned, a clean hit to the snatch could finally help you come out on top.



Warning: The Man Up Team does not guarantee results in either punching sharks or vaginas. We also don't encourage you to hit women.