Gentlemen, It’s been confirmed. US Government has observed UFO activity around nuclear weapon sites in the past. That’s just awesome. Now that we know the alien invasion is only a matter of time, how will you prepare yourself? For starters, I suggest fabricating nail-spiked bats for the family. Nothing more says, “Get off our planet!” than your lovely wife and adorable children swinging away at those wide-eyed buggers like crazed maniacs. And I’m pretty sure once they see one of their little grey buddies’ heads pop like a watermelon, they’ll be pissing their pants all the way back to Zorgon 6. Another recommendation, keep your iPod close at all times and always have a heavy metal playlist set. The screaming sounds of metal blocks their mind control abilities. You’re welcome.
link: CNN "UFOs eyeing our nuclear weapons?"
I suggest that everybody be RDR… what is RDR, glad you asked, RDR stands for Red Dawn Ready, it is the most bad ass form of readiness, if you don’t remember the greatest movie ever made “Red Dawn” its where some high school kids from the Colorado basically single handedly defeat the commies, and as you know everybody hates a commie. RDR refers to that level of readiness, where you are totally prepared to drink deer blood, kill commies and piss in your radiator. Now get RDR or die.. that is all.
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