The most famous eating competition known to man is held every Fourth of July in the great City of New York where roughly twenty heroes present themselves in front of millions of people and “indulge” in the worlds best hotdogs. Courageous, stunning, ambitious, or for a lack of a better word, fat – these super gentlemen risk their lives for our entertainment. But for every hero with a hotdog, there’s a badass, and this weeks Badass of the Week goes to my former roommate and investment banker (badass career) Danyel, who is know in the underground world of eating competitions as Mr. McFucker.
Mr. McFucker was a self-proclaimed name for single handedly taking down multiple people in eating competitions. He didn’t do it for the fame, the money, the TV ads where he’d stand next to a man pitching car insurance getting paid 2 mil to give a thumbs up and a smile. He did it for the McPride. His weapon of choice: McDonalds (did you guess that one??). Order of choice: Three Double Quarter Pounders, two large fries, five Snack Wraps (ranch), a large Coke, a McChicken, and two apple pies for a double dose of Man. After he was threw with his appetizer, kidding...or am I? He once took down his cousin with his standard Order of Choice, finished what his Cousin couldn’t, washed down a Coke, and then topped off a bag of Doritos just for the victory lap. Status of the Cousin: McFucked.
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