Learning Guitar To Get Laid...
Tired of those hippie, free loving assholes with the acoustic guitars and all the musical knowledge in the world stealing the attention of every hot chick at every awesome party you've every been to? It's bad enough they ruin a perfectly sweet party with their presence alone, but now they've found a way to lure all those women towards them and ruin every other dudes chances of getting laid at the party. Well perhaps it's time to fight fire with fire, except we don't need any musical talent to pull this off anymore. It turns out with just three simple chords you can have all women you want. And the best part is, with these awesome instructions, you don't even have to know what your playing. Just let the chicks do all the work.
And if you're looking for more fatherly advice, check out last weeks article as well.
How To Properly Raise Children
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Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Things Your Dad Should've Taught You
How to properly raise children...
Warning: The opinions expressed below may not be the opinions every member of the Man Up team. This post is not for the faint of heart, so Man Up, Bro!
We've all seen it, the parents who let their kids do anything they want because they are against using a firm hand to teach those little bastards a lesson. Personally, I can't stand children. They're like tiny hammered people. They're loud, they smell, they incoherently babble, and for some reason they are always fucking sticky! "Seriously kid... what are you doing, rubbing maple syrup on your face whenever I turn around?"
It just seems too often these days people are irresponsibly popping out children like they're some sort of fashion accessory. If that's the case, society doesn't want your child. We already have enough morons in the making. So before you ruin your life and the lives of everyone around you by procreating and being an awful parent, listen to this awesome advice.
Click HERE to check out the video that shows getting a dog will make you a better parent.
Warning: The opinions expressed below may not be the opinions every member of the Man Up team. This post is not for the faint of heart, so Man Up, Bro!
We've all seen it, the parents who let their kids do anything they want because they are against using a firm hand to teach those little bastards a lesson. Personally, I can't stand children. They're like tiny hammered people. They're loud, they smell, they incoherently babble, and for some reason they are always fucking sticky! "Seriously kid... what are you doing, rubbing maple syrup on your face whenever I turn around?"
It just seems too often these days people are irresponsibly popping out children like they're some sort of fashion accessory. If that's the case, society doesn't want your child. We already have enough morons in the making. So before you ruin your life and the lives of everyone around you by procreating and being an awful parent, listen to this awesome advice.
Click HERE to check out the video that shows getting a dog will make you a better parent.
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