"Look at my bird, now look at my car, now back to the bird... Now ask yourself, how can I be as awesome as this? I suggest motor-crossing through the baja desert until you find a sheer rock cliff to climb with a blood-thirsty puma awaiting at the top whose only purpose in life is fighting you to the death. Then maybe we could talk. My puma is sitting in the passenger seat as we speak.
By the way, if you call it a purse, I'll have my bird of prey pluck your eyeballs out... it's a satchel."
Link: i-am-bored.com
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